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Watcher
My watcher’s name is Emily. She wears a tophat with a picture of a long, winding road on the… not brim part? Not sure what it’s called. She has dark brown wavy hair and wears red cateye sunglasses, even inside. Somehow, she never smiles and is always kindof frowning. She has a black trenchcoat with one of those polo dresses underneath. She also has a pair of mean looking black boots and always carries an umbrella. She’s a big fan of the “Is this really your best writing?” line of attack, and usually advises deleting most of the writing. She also loves to insist on specific conditions, like a completely clear desk, curtains closed, glass of water, snack, clean room etc.
Dear Emily,
You should really take a vacation. Watching me and trying to kill any semi-creative ideas must be very difficult and exhausting! Why don’t you go to Hawaii or something. I bet you think that you are going to win this war, but trust me that’s not going to happen. Soon, I’m going to sneak up on you and win a few battles for creativity!
- Your watchee
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